Cake for Breakfast

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__''Cake for Breakfast''__ is a crime-solving comedy game. There is foul language, so you've been warned!!!1 [[Start Your Adventure|Start]]

First, you must chose your crime-fighting badass! [[Fabien Mercier|Fabien]] >Age: 24 years old >Height: 5'6" >Hair Color: Black >French >Likes puppies and reading [[Kenta Berkovich|Kenta]] >Age: 42 years old >Height: 6'4" >Hair Color: Blonde >Russian >Enjoys the screams of orphans [[Gabriella Atchison|Gabriella]] >Age: 38 years old >Height: 4'11" >Hair Color: Red >American >Likes watching rom coms by herself [[Cicero Thomson|Cicero]] >Age: 19 years old >Height: 5'10" >Hair Color: Brown >Roman >Proffesional hacker who watches "My Little Pony" <<set $phone = 0>>

<> <<set $name = "Fabien">> <<set $fullname = "Fabien Mercier">> <<set $lastname = "Mercier">> <<set $age = "young">> <<set $hisher = "his">> <<set $heshe = "he">> <<set $accent = "French">> <> You awake from a deep slumber. [[Look at phone|Phone]] [[Get up|Get up]]

<> <<set $name = "Kenta">> <<set $fullname = "Kenta Berkovich">> <<set $lastname = "Berkovich">> <<set $age = "middle-aged">> <<set $hisher = "her">> <<set $heshe = "she">> <<set $accent = "Russian">> <> You awake from a deep slumber. [[Look at phone|Phone]] [[Get up|Get up]]

<> <<set $name = "Gabriella">> <<set $fullname = "Gabriella Atchison">> <<set $lastname = "Atchison">> <<set $age = "middle-aged">> <<set $hisher = "her">> <<set $heshe = "she">> <<set $accent = "American">> <> You awake from a deep slumber. [[Look at phone|Phone]] [[Get up|Get up]]

<> <<set $name = "Cicero">> <<set $fullname = "Cicero Thomson">> <<set $lastname = "Thomson">> <<set $age = "young">> <<set $hisher = "his">> <<set $heshe = "he">> <<set $accent = "Roman">> <> You awake from a deep slumber. [[Look at phone|Phone]] [[Get up|Get up]]

''4:34 AM'' [[Message from Mom|Mom]]

You arise from your hotel room bed and stumble towards the light switch. Once the room is illuminated, you see that it's a fucking mess. Clothes everywhere. <img src="http://scottishcleaning.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/237CAB6000000578-0-image-44_1416914943810.jpg" width="962" height="625" alt="room"> You throw on your clothes and start to leave the hotel room. You forgot your phone. Leave anyways? [[Yes|Hallway]] [[No|Phone1]]

"Honey, I miss you. Come home sometime." <<set $phone = 1>> [[Pick up phone|Get up2]]

You jump over your bed over to your phone. ''4:41 AM'' [[Message from Mom|Mom1]]

You walk down the hall. You have the sudden urge to rob someone's hotel room. <img src="http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/60000/nahled/hotel-hallway-1377012014Pcc.jpg" width="615" height="410" alt="hallway"> [[Do it]]

"Honey, I miss you. Come home sometime." <<set $phone = 1>> [[Pick up phone and get up|Get up1]]

You find room number "541" and decide you want to [[kick the door down.]]

You walk back to the doorway. Your eyes haven't adjusted to the lights yet. <img src="http://scottishcleaning.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/237CAB6000000578-0-image-44_1416914943810.jpg" width="962" height="625" alt="room"> [[Leave hotel room|Hallway]]

After kicking a couple of times, you finally break down the door. You take one step inside and hit with a terrible aroma. You decide to [[keep walking]] into the stinky, smelly hotel room.

<img src="http://sandtonchronicle.co.za/wp-content/uploads/sites/33/2015/02/drugs.png" width="920" height="510" alt="drugs"> ''SCORE!!'' You found drugs! [[Wait, drugs?]]

What criminal would do a drug deal in a hotel? It's a mistake an amateur would make! You start to smell around and investigate. On top of the bedside table you see a note. It may be a clue. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/TzVwNKQ.png" alt="Note"> [[Call the number|call]]

<<if $phone eq 0>> Wait, you don't have your phone... [[Use the phone in the hotel room|hophone]]<<endif>> <<if $phone eq 1>> You pull out your phone to call the number. Call -- [[303-555-0139]] (Number you just got) [[303-691-9174]] (Local strip club)<<endif>>

You pick up the phone. Looks dirty. After bringing the phone to your ear, you discover that you have successfully contracted AIDS. ''GREAT!'' Call -- [[303-555-0139]] (Number you just got)

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You arise from your hotel room bed and stumble towards the light switch. Once the room is illuminated, you see that it's a fucking mess. Clothes everywhere. <img src="http://scottishcleaning.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/237CAB6000000578-0-image-44_1416914943810.jpg" width="962" height="625" alt="room"> You throw on your clothes and start to leave the hotel room. [[Leave|Hallway]]

Hold on wait, gotta ask first... Are you gay? [[Hell yeah I am|homosexual]] [[No I'm not|heterosexual]]

Phew, ok. Just makin' sure. You call up the local strip club. "Hi this is 'The Rear End', how can I help you?" You remember Cherry's name. <<set $sexuality = "gay">> <<if $hisher eq "her">>[[Flirt]]<</if>> <<if $hisher eq "his">>[[Chit chat with Cherry]]<</if>> [[Hang up the phone|wuss]]

Phew, ok. Just makin' sure. You call up the local strip club. "Hi this is 'The Rear End', how can I help you?" You remember Cherry's name. <<set $sexuality = "straight">> <<if $hisher eq "his">>[[Flirt]]<</if>> <<if $hisher eq "her">>[[Chit chat with Cherry]]<</if>> [[Hang up the phone|wuss]]

You flirt with Cherry. "Damn <<print $name>>, you sure do know how to treat a woman. She laughs. [[Ask when the strip club is open.|times]]

//Whew!// what a close one! Call -- [[303-555-0139]] (Number you just got)

It's an awkward situation, but you manage to get some chit chat out with her. You eventually can't handle the awkwardness and ask when the club's open."Open 24 hrs, baby! You knew that anyways, didn't really know why you asked." You can hear her smacking on her gum. //Gross// <<set $stripclub = 1>> [[Hang up|OtherNumber]]

"Open 24 hrs, baby! You knew that anyways, didn't really know why you asked." You can hear her smacking on her gum. You remember why you dumped her. <<set $stripclub = 1>> [[TTYL Cherry|OtherNumber]]

Call -- [[303-555-0139]] (Number you just got)